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Toby: Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? Michael: Get out. Episode: " Diversity Day" - Season 1 Michael: All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. But that's fine by us, since it's a constant source of comedy. There may be peace in the Middle East before there is any end to this feud. He even tried to council Michael at one point this season, but it was no use. And with the exception of a brief sabbatical in Costa Rica, Toby has had to put up with the abuse because his job requires it. No matter how Toby tries to win him over, Michael stubbornly holds onto his hate like a dog with a bone. All we know is that it's been hilarious watching Michael cut down Toby Flenderson at every opportunity. We may never know what turned Michael against the office's HR in the first place. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Episode: Happy Hour - Season 6 Michael: I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. "Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?" You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all. I wished for Angela a heart, and for Kelly a brain. And I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. Episode: Women's Appreciation - Season 3 Michael: Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. And then, suddenly she is not your ho no mo. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And you were nothing but great to your ho. They've got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. emotionally magnificent." Episode: " A Benihana Christmas" - Season 3 Michael: Bros before hos. I'll tell you this, it is not because of the boob job. Episode: " The Job" - Season 3 Michael (after seeing Jan's newly enhanced breasts): "No.
And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop. For example, Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far. Women can't have fun if they don't feel safe. Episode: " Women's Appreciation" - Season 3 Michael: In all the excitement, I forgot that my primary goal is to keep people safe. When you go back and look at Michael's previous disastrous, unhealthy relationships and his overall opinions about women, it seems like a miracle that he finally ended up with his soul mate, Holly Flax. Michael's had a rocky dating life, from his realtor Carol Stills to his boss Jan Levinson to Pam's mom. How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Shudder. For example, when learning that a casual game of pool was actually a setup for a blind date, Michael transforms into Date Mike: "Hi. They think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar! Boom, roasted.Michael thinks of himself as a player, but when it comes down to it, his dating prowess leaves a lot to be desired. "Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks! Boom, roasted." I didn't see you behind that grain of rice! Boom, Roasted." "Angela - Where's Angela? Whoa there you are. "Creed - Your teeth called, your breath stinks. "Kevin - I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke. "Meredith - You've slept with so many guys, you're starting to look like one.
"Jim - You're six eleven and you weigh ninety pounds. Here are all of Michael's Boom Roasted Quotes from the episode: "Stress Relief". And a shout out to Leslie David Baker too, who gets us every time once Stanley starts laughing! You take the day off work and start planning your revenge! Steve Carrell's performance in this episode was so special. So, what do you do next after storming off? Well, you do what any normal guy would do. It takes a brave man to sit through a roast performance given by your own employees! And it turns out.
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